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One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies.
> He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him
> "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
> have no room for you.
> You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
> I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
> I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let
> YOU
> decide who leaves."
> Jesse thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to
> the
> first room. In it, was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept
> diving
> in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and
> surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
> "No," Jesse said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
> I don't think I could do that all day long."
> The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a
> sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
> time
> after time after time.
> "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
> agony
> if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Jesse.
> The devil opened a third door. Through it, Jesse saw Bill Clinton, lying
> on
> the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a
> spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
> best.
> Jesse looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah, I
> can
> handle this."
> The devil smiled and said . . . . . . . . . . .
> (This is priceless)
> "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
lol, thats hell a funny.
A cracker I'm saving these for my brother and our miscreant friends